Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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