yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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