I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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