It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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