Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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