I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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