I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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