yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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