one two three fourrrrnication!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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