Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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