My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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