Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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