Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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