How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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