ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it because I queefed?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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