Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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