yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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