i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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