That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
literally had 100 drinks last night.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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