Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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