If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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