Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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