What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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