I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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