why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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