Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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