I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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