one two three fourrrrnication!
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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