is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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