Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
do herpes really smell.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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