eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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