From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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