i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I said "one day" and that day is not today
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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