I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize