Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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