quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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