I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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