lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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