What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
True college students do jello shots in the library
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