its not stalking. its research.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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