we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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