there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize