we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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