I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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