considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The Olympian is in my bed
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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