The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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