she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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