check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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