plz talk dirty to me
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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