I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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