just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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