did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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