I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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