Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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