problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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