Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
