Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
