dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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