I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
